The Geary Sux Page

The website dedicated to informing the world of how the HBO community member, Geary, sucks.

October 17th 2005

I, Hawaiian Pig, had taken it upon myself to ensure that the message that 'Geary Sucks' was spread. A few months ago from today I created this site to achieve my mission. In doing so, I took it upon myself to gather rather damning evidence of Geary's suckitude. I later discovered that his suckitude was so great, that the word 'sucks' had to be replaced with the word 'sux.' The site lay dormant for a few months until I came across more members of the community who felt the same way. They all shared in my beliefs and wanted to make themselves heard. So the Testimonials page was born. HBOer upon HBOer... they came. And with them, they brought their stance on the 'Geary' issue. To see the initial 'damning evidence' check out the Exhibits section. But the truly damning evidence is in the numerous Testimonials given by other HBO community members. This is a very real issue, and unless something is done, Geary may very well suck his way to the top, in a very literal sense.

Testimonials

Exhibits