Testimonials
The following are REAL testimonials of REAL HBOers. All who agree that Geary Sux.
Testimonial #1
--> Geary
(Geary11@Borg-54CE261.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net) has joined #hbo
<Hawaiian_Pig> Gearysux
<Pak> iconcurgearysux
*Drawn by Pak himself
Testimonial #2
<dogchow> ...
<dogchow> geary DOES sux
Testimonial #3
<Mintz> lmfao, I like the testimonials
<Hawaiian_Pig> hahaha
<Hawaiian_Pig> care to add yours?
<Mintz> Yes I would
* Mintz raises right hand
<Mintz> Geary, indeed, does sux.
*Left hand raised on purpose...jerks.
Testimonial #4
<Magus|Screen> Hey HP
<Hawaiian_Pig> mhmm?
<Magus|Screen> I said that Geary sux
<Magus|Screen> And you didn't add my testimonial >:(
* Hawaiian_Pig adds
Testimonial #5
<sorahn> lol
<sorahn> gearysux
<Hawaiian_Pig> oh yeah, sorahn just said geary sux
Testimonial #6
<Hawaiian_Pig> updated: http://hawaiianpig.pfordee.com/testimonials.htm
<Schooly_D> geary sucks
<Hawaiian_Pig> it shall be so.
<Schooly_D> I oughta clubpunch you
Testimonial #7
<Echoes> wait, I need to be in a
testimonial!
<Pak> REPENT ECHOES
<Hawaiian_Pig> hmm how can you DRAW and echo?
<Echoes> or else I can't be a true Greaysuxian!
<Geary> lemme guess what it'll say
<Geary> "gearysux"
<Snowy_Duck> lolgearysuxmb
<Geary> AMIRITE?!
<Echoes> pretty good geary
* Hawaiian_Pig baptizes Echoes
<Echoes> gearysux
<Hawaiian_Pig> nice
<Geary> real original
Testimonial #8 (REVOKED)
<Snowy_Duck> lolgearysuxmb
<Snowy_Duck> better add my testimonial
<Schooly_D> HP
<Schooly_D> how you doing?
<Hawaiian_Pig> feeling like a king of kings
<Hawaiian_Pig> you?
<Schooly_D> good
<Hawaiian_Pig> excellent
<Schooly_D> <Snowy_Duck> Geary, i remove my previous testimonial
<Schooly_D> <Snowy_Duck> you in fact, do not sux
<Schooly_D> I demand action
<Hawaiian_Pig> ?!
<Boxer> action
<Cullen|AFK> I demand an auction
<Boxer> auction
* Hawaiian_Pig rains down with terrible, swift, hot paint action
The following was then accompanied with an auction.
Testimonial #9
<Geary> yea, HP, stop just adding
people saying "lolgearysux"
<Hawaiian_Pig> but they are saying that
<Hawaiian_Pig> they ask me to add them
<Hawaiian_Pig> it is the way things are done
<Geary> make them do something original
<Geary> and funny
<Hawaiian_Pig> thats what they choose to do geary, dont shoot the messenger
<HaloGod117> so what if I say...
<HaloGod117> gearysux
<Geary> no
<Geary> see, you're not cool
<Snowy_Duck> lollergearysuxmb
<HaloGod117> :(
<Geary> case and point
<Geary> your name is HaloGod117
<Snowy_Duck> heh
<Snowy_Duck> what a tool
<HaloGod117> :(
<Geary> watch this
<Geary> LOL GEARY SUX
Testimonial #10
<SanchezTheLlama> ok geary enough
<SanchezTheLlama> we're done now
<Hawaiian_Pig> allow me to help you CJ
<-- Hawaiian_Pig has kicked Geary|STLlikeslittleboys from #hbo (YOU SUX)
<SanchezTheLlama> <3
<Hawaiian_Pig> <3
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<ii|STLsux> lol
<KORHAL> :o
<Geary> bastard
<Hawaiian_Pig> ;)
<SanchezTheLlama> and now for my testimonial
<Hawaiian_Pig> rofl
<SanchezTheLlama> GEARY FUCKIN SUX LAWL
Testimonial #11 & #12
<Zeta> I would like to state at this
time that Geary sux.
<Masterskill> Zeta speaks the truth
* Hawaiian_Pig adds to the gearysux page
Testimonial #13
<Mike_M> Hey HP
<Mike_M> ...Geary sux.
<Mike_M> >.>
Testimonial #14
<KnifeyMcShanker> Hawaiian_Pig, by the
power vested in me...
<KnifeyMcShanker> Seary sucks.
<Hawaiian_Pig> lol
<Hawaiian_Pig> Seary?
<KnifeyMcShanker> Geary*
<KnifeyMcShanker> damnit
<Hawaiian_Pig> well done
<KnifeyMcShanker> I ruined it
<Zeta> Start over
<Hawaiian_Pig> that'll be taken as is
<Zeta> Or else you die
<KnifeyMcShanker> Hawaiian_Pig, by the power vested in me...
<Masterskill> nublet
<Hawaiian_Pig> Seary AND Geary suck
<KnifeyMcShanker> Geary sucks.
--- Zeta is now known as Seary
<Seary> wtf
<KnifeyMcShanker> now ADD MINE
<Hawaiian_Pig> rofl
<KnifeyMcShanker> ahahaha
<Seary> stfu knifey
<Hawaiian_Pig> *ADDS*
<Seary> hat
Super Testimonial #15
(because goat rox better than many of you)
<goatWoW> i want on the page
<goatWoW> geary sux
<Hawaiian_Pig> it shall be done
<Hawaiian_Pig> my liege
Testimonial #16
<Jenkins> i want a gearysux.
<Hawaiian_Pig> say it
<Jenkins> gearysux
<Masterskill> he just did
<Hawaiian_Pig> so he did.
Testimonial #17
<DM01> that sucks
<DM01> like geary
Testimonial #18
<AFKP> hey, hp. gearysux.
<Hawaiian_Pig> oh KP...you don't want me to add you...
<Hawaiian_Pig> you know what i'll draw
<KPismo> exactly
<Jenkins> hehehe
<DM01> ooooooooo
<Hawaiian_Pig> well then, you brought this on yourself
Testimonial #19
<gutupio> omfg
<gutupio> hp rocks with paint
<Hawaiian_Pig> he dos.
<gutupio> that KP drawing is Hawt
<gutupio> also
<gutupio> geary suddenly inhales often
<Jenkins> that truly is an awesome kp drawing
<gutupio> he aspirates
<Hawaiian_Pig> well shit... its 3am... last one...
<gutupio> he breaths in rapidly at a fast, constant pace
<gutupio> in short
<gutupio> he sucks
Testimonial #20
<P_40E> [23:00:57] <@P_40E> geary r
teh sux.
<P_40E> wtf hp
<P_40E> you fail.
Testimonial #21
<Aarao> OH MY GOD!
<Aarao> I JUST HAD AN STROKE OF BRILLIANCE!
<Aarao> I just came to the conclusion that geary sucks.
<Aarao> and I have the mathematical equations to prove it.
<Aarao> if e=mc2 and i > e > c then you have to conclude that g(e/ar)*y == su/ck+s
<Aarao> See?
<Aarao> Its SO DAMN SIMPLE!
Testimonial #22
<Tarzan> >.>
<Tarzan> <.<
<Tarzan> ...Geary sux.
<Tarzan> oh...HP, didn't see you there.
Testimonial #23
--- Topic for #hbo is IBO: Geary Sux. http://hawaiianpig.pfordee.com/gearysux
<Zeta> HP: You see the topic, right?
<Hawaiian_Pig> yeah, gearysux :P
<Zeta> Yeah... the topic says gearysux
<Hawaiian_Pig> I hear ya.
*Hawaiian_Pig adds
Testimonial #24
<Ma1agate> geary sux an 8.3 on the
richter scale.
<Ma1agate> just for the record.
Testimonial #25, 26, 27 & 28
<Sabata> geary == sux
<Sweden-MB> wooo wooo me too!
<Sweden-MB> Geary sux!
<Dean_Kreger> Geary = t3h suk
<Dean_Kreger> PNWED!
<SG> Hawaiian_Pig
* Hawaiian_Pig awaits a testimonial in the making
<SG> Without a shadow of a doubt, I must say, Geary sux.
<Doug> Hawaiian_Pig, I would just like
for you to add this too
<Doug> Geary is suxtastix
Testimonial #29
<P_40E> HP: Ben says that Geary sux.
Testimonial #30
<SanchezTheLlama> do you suck at
speaking in real life, too?
<SanchezTheLlama> geary duz
<SanchezTheLlama> LOL CUZ HE SUX GET IT?!
<HPafk> lolol
<Eric> LOL U R SO RITE
<HPafk> he am sux!
<Eric> I KONKUR
<Eric> Geary sucks so bad, instead of naming the next hurricane 'Alpha', it
should just be Hurricane Geary
* Eric high-fives self, goes to bed on a high note
Testimonial #31
<dizzy> Geary rox
<dizzy> And by rox, I mean sux.
Testimonial #32
<Boxer> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v321/BoxerSN/Linked/grysux.jpg
<Schooly_D> since when is X an element?
<Boxer> Since I said so
<Boxer> it's my math
<Boxer> Element X, all bad guys use it
<Hawaiian_Pig> nice boxer
Testimonial #33
<Hells_> Where's Hawaiian_Pig? He owes
me.
<Hells_> He owes me a geary sux.
Testimonial #34 &35
* Stefander doesn't have to say Geary sucks. He KNOWS it..
* Stefander would like to hear what Geary sounds like in British ;)
<Funkmon> ...
<Hawaiian_Pig> it'd sound like this
<Hawaiian_Pig> *suck suck* pip pip cheerio *suck suck*
<Funkmon> ...
<Funkmon> *suck suck*
<Stefander> *suck suck* Geary *suck suck*
<Funkmon> Your Gearysux things suck almost as much as Geary. Who sucks.
<Stefander> A lot.
Testimonial #35
<ZuP> do i get a test testimonial?
<Hawaiian_Pig> no tests, you testify just by saying it
<ZuP> oops
<ZuP> well
<ZuP> i already did
<ZuP> [16:59] <ZuP> ||GEARYSUX!||
Testimonial #36
<mr_n00b> I very much enjoyed the "gearysux" you have concocted
for us.
<mr_n00b> and after reviewing the exhibits against one "Geary", after having
viewed testimonial after testimonial attesting to the same conclusion, I have
deduced that Geary, does indeed, sux
<Hawaiian_Pig> the verdict is in.
<mr_n00b> I want my gavel back now.
Testimonial #37
<SanchezTheLlama> kingphreak is here too!
<kingphreak> i r not
<kingphreak> Uhm, but I'm going to try and say this.
<kingphreak> Hopefully I can get it out correctly.
<kingphreak> But here it goes..
<kingphreak> G-..
<kingphreak> G-g..
<Eric> OH I KNOW THIS ONE
<Eric> giggle!
<kingphreak> Gearysux
<sorahn> t3h b4nhammar!!11!!!@!!!211
* eskay smacks king
<kingphreak> Something told me to do that.
<SanchezTheLlama> rofl
<kingphreak> And I dont know what it was.
<HP> and ty kingphreak for making this all worthwhile
Testimonial #38
<dizzy> So Lou, what made you decide to
venture back into Mordor?
<LouisWu> I heard Pak was gonna be here.
<HP> lol
<Geary> ...
<dizzy> Heh.
<Pak> I attract a crowd.
<HP> did you also hear that gearysux?
<LouisWu> like a flystrip
<Eric> Geary sucked so badly Louis was pulled away from his computer and into
the channel
<Eric> It's a very strange sensation
<Pak> HP, get wu's testimony
<dizzy> So uhhh.
<Geary> yea, lou, these jerks are all ganging up on me
<Geary> wtf eh?
<HP> I was getting at that Pak
<HP> way to be overt
<Eric> We have a whole page dedicated to how much Geary sucks, courtesy HP
<LouisWu> why, exactly, does gearysux?
<Geary> Lou: because it was the cool thing to do
<Geary> so everyone and their mom said it
<LouisWu> if everyone says it it must be true
<LouisWu> I guess gearysux
<sorahn> lmao
<Geary> ....
<HP> nice!
* Geary kills himself
<Pak> there you have it HP
<HP> hahaha
<kingphreak> HP's night is getting better by the second.
<LouisWu> lol
<HP> ooh man i cant copy this fast enough
<kingphreak> Geary, just lay over and die then.
<KP> they said hbo's dead though
<LouisWu> I believe that
<LouisWu> except for the fucking 81 users on right now...
<LouisWu> I'm so friggin' lost.
<sorahn> we had 85 yesterday wu
<LouisWu> we'd have more today if geary didn't sux
<Geary> wtf Lou
<sorahn> :O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<dizzy> Ouch Geary.
<LouisWu> lol
<Geary> I thought you were my FRIEND!
<Geary> jerk
<Geary> now I don't know who to trust!
<dizzy> Trust me Geary!
<Geary> oh yea!
<dizzy> rofl
<Geary> wait, no
<Geary> diz double crossed me
<Geary> he's all like "I don't think j00 sux hurrr" and then next thing I know
he's on the Gearysux page
--- Geary is now known as Geary|h8j00all
More to come...
